Aisle of the Damned: 06/30/17- Robots in Disgrace

Bayformers: Robots in Disgrace

It’s finally happened. Transformers: The Last Knight is here to bludgeon you into submission with everything Michael Bay didn’t manage to say in the first 17 hours’ worth of Transformers movies. Who is still going to see these things? Well, Kent and Bryan, apparently, but mostly so you don’t have to.

Plus, we have more strange Sony tales and a stupefying Fantastic Four announcement to talk about, along with more news.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Weird Al Yankovic- Dare to be Stupid

Aisle of the Damned 08-27-15: We’re so sorry, Uncle Alfred

 

WalkenUnfortunately we lost Yvonne Craig instead of the people associated with The Fantastic Four. But at least we get a patented Bryan rant about how terrible that movie is. Afterwards, we discuss some of our favorite movies that haven’t really gotten critical or audience respect over the years. (Hint, FF isn’t on the list.)

Spend your valuable back to school time with us as we discuss Alicia Silverstone’s virtual disappearance, Jessica Alba’s hotness vs. talent dichotomy, 90s bands in movies and Frank Langella’s surprisingly poignant turn as Skeletor. All this and less on Aisle of the Damned.

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Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Reel Big Fish- Take on Me

Aisle of the Damned- 8/12/15: Piper’s Pit

I've had it with these motherfucking Scientologists  on this motherfucking plane.

This week on Aisle of the Damned the boys give proper respect to the legacy of Roddy Rowdy Piper, who is sort of the John Cazale of wrestlers turned actors. He didn’t do much, but boy what a movie!

In addition, we address mock Fantastic Four leading up to its release, tackle Tom Cruise’s fifth go-round in the Mission: Impossible franchise and why it’s better because he now shares the spotlight (which degenerates into discussion of how franchises are staying stronger, longer. Oh and porn parodies.) And we give some props to the Deadpool marketing department. All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie!

Kings Own Scottish Borderers- Lass of Fyvie / Gallowa’ Hills / Killiecrankie (Roddy Rowdy Piper WWF Entrance Music)