Aisle of the Damned: 10/20/17- Ryan Reynolds GIF War

Brade Lunner

Early in the 21st Century, THE WARNER BROS. CORPORATION advanced robot cinema into the NOSTALGIA phase – a movie virtually identical to a 35-year-old film. The 2049 Sequel was superior in strength and agility and at least equal in intelligence, to the cult film that spawned it. After a bloody mutiny, Bryan and Kent reviewed Blade Runner 2049. It was not retired.

They also take a look the Martin Campbell IRA triller The Foreigner, with Jackie Chan and Pierce Brosnan. Plus, Bryan takes a look at the TV cut of Superman: The Movie from Warner Archive. We also discuss news regarding old (Batman: The Animated Series, The Breakfast Club) and new (Snake Outta Compton, Bearmageddon) and everything in-between.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Flock of Seagulls- I Ran (So Far Away)

Aisle of the Damned: 08/25/17- Consider That a Divorce

I mean, she ain't Chucky.

Bryan and Kent have seen Annabelle: Creation and they’re glad they’re watching it instead of Annabelle. But is that damning it with faint praise? And what’s with all the jumping around in time? Yeah, and what about Scarecrow’s brain? Sorry, where were we?

But before we get to all that, Kent wants to recommend Best Buy’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 release. Unfortunately, Bryan lets us know it may not be that simple. They also look at some trailers and some news, including the fact that it seems like a week can’t go by without something comic book related flying around in DC and Warner Bros., this time surrounding the Joker.

All this and less on Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- 
Stuck in a Movie
Zombina and the Skeletones- That Doll Just Tried to Kill Me

Aisle of the Damned: 9/1/16- Kent Hasn’t Seen Empire Records

Have you seen my wiener?

After his admission that he had not seen Empire Records last week, Kent lost several of his friends. But at least we’ve got a couple of animated films to review! Laika Studios (Coraline, Paranorman) has a new stop-motion flick called Kubo and the Two Strings. Meanwhile, Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg (This is the End, The Interview) decide to call hot dogs ‘sausages’ so they can name their movie Sausage Party, even though nobody actually does that. Are you ready for some cartoons? All that, plus some upcoming movie discussion about Spider-Man: Homecoming and Justice League Dark. Oh, and our recommendations. And we gripe about the ratings system again.

All this and less in Aisle of the Damned!

Music:
The Aquabats- Stuck in a Movie
Soul Heirs- Hot Links