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Aisle of the Damned: 8/11/16- Suicide is Aimless

Bryan and Kent take on a mission with little chance of survival; they’re bringing you their thoughts on Warner Bros.’ latest DC offerings, the controversial-for-all-of-five-minutes-because-of-an-R-rating Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (The Ultimate Cut) and David Ayer’s Suicide Squad. After … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 07/20/16- Ghostblather

Bryan and Kent saw Paul Feig’s Pixels 2… sorry, Ghostbusters, and think it should be busting itself, because it’s pretty much DOA. Find out why we don’t think it works as a whole (SPOILER ALERT: They don’t manage to bust … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 7/6/16- Social Networkland

Kent and Bryan are limping through a summer of unrequested sequels and retreads. We discuss the way a lot of sequels have been failing at the box office and which films have bucked the trend. We also give our top … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 6/6/16- It’s a Metaphor for the Suburbs

Bryan and Kent wonder if their mutant power is thinking they saw a different movie than other people; they actually like this critically-maligned X-film. Unless you can read minds, you’ll have to listen to find out why. Also, find out … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 5/10/16- ****ING [spoiler redacted] MOTHER****ER!!

Bryan and Kent jump with both feet into the summer movie season with Captain America: Civil War. Despite a disappointing lack of appearances by Robert E. Lee and Ulysses S. Grant, they’ll make do with Iron Man and Captain America … Continue reading

Kent’s Damned Movie Reviews: Keanu

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Sketch comics/stand-ups taking the lead in their first movie is in some ways a right of passage. Steve Martin’s The Jerk probably stands as the high water-mark,* but most have some sort of value in terms of being a look … Continue reading

Kent’s Damned Movie Reviews: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

I’ve been a defender of Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. Despite the issues I have with it (the terrible color correction, the insane death of Jonathan Kent, etc.), I thought it made the best of some source material that I … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 3/29/16- Batman Can’t Get a Boner

In the historic tradition of such epic cinematic grudge matches as Godzilla vs Mothra and Kramer vs Kramer comes Batman v Superman. As DC bets the farm on Frank Miller fanboys, Bryan and Kent also set about to fighting; one of … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 03/02/16- Bryan

Greetings, puny mortals! Bryan and Kent present a review of the movie about the merc with a mouth. Additionally, we start a new segment of recommendations directly from our mouths to your earholes. Trust us, we’re the experts! Music: The … Continue reading

Aisle of the Damned: 02/22/16- Summer’s Earlier Every Year

Kent jaws about some films he’s seen including (but not limited to) Turbo Kid, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Brooklyn, Kung Fu Panda 3 and a preview of The Brothers Grimsby. Then he and Bryan take a look at the … Continue reading